Teaser Tuesday is a weekly meme hosted by MizB of Should Be Reading in which one grabs their current read, opens to a random page, and gives two "teaser" sentences from that page.
"A slightly overweight blond woman snatched something up from the table and slipped it in her pocket.
'How dare you come in here without permission!' snapped the tall, gray-haired woman who had hidden the book away."
Page 78, Immortal by Gillian Shields